Dairy Entry 1

(The following is a digital transcript of a physical dairy entry for archival purposes)

Well today is probably the weirdest day in my life.

Imagine living in the god damn post apocolypse all your fourteen years of living where your family lived in an abandoned subway, then one day you wake up in a weird ass nowheresville house from like a hundred years ago. You're just on some couch surronded by six guys all looking you. THEN you learn they're all alternate universe versions of your fucking GRANDPA??????? My grandpa died before I was born what the hell why am I here??

Well anyway I'm now an "honary cheren" and I live in a weird ass house with the weirdest ass people I have ever met. Slater is fine other than him not letting me eat batteries what the fuck they taste so good though. Lobanov is an actual adult so he's the only I can call grandpa without feeling weird since everyone else is my age for some ungodly reason. Not that I would actually call him grandpa I'm just saying I could. Technamre and Descante keep to themselves usually so I haven't really talked to them much. Kurosawa is a bitch but he's much more tolerable than fucking Kurusu. The fact we have the same last name embarasses me there is no way HE is the one I'm probably actually related to. THAT WEIRDO??? I'd rather die. I haven't told any of them my last name because of this.

Oh yeah I should actually introduce myself. My name is Gris I'm 14, they/them, and lived in the underground city Neobassa. Well city is a stretch it's just abandoned subway tunnels basically. Anyway I'm actually from the future! The future sucks ass though the world basically ended and civalization fell apart. My favorite snacks are batteries and my best friend is this guy who forgot his past or whatever named Hilbert. He has a little sister (I think?) named M. I babysit her while he goes out to do his job as a bounty hunter sometimes. I have a job at a convienance store but I actually want to become a bounty hunter myself. My dad sucks though and won't let me.

Anyway yeah this place is weird. I found a blank notebook and started writing this since I had nothing better to do. Maybe I'll write about my day in here again I don't know.